What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com? This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win.
Here are the lyrics, by request: I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95 so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry I had a house and family, but now everything is gone so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com
#1 by nobody36 on March 3, 2010 - 11:41 pm
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you still have your guitar, that’s something…. and, you kinda look like seth rogan, you can always kill him and take over his life…. lol
#2 by echo5774 on March 3, 2010 - 11:57 pm
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LMAO too funny.
#3 by flamingdude96 on March 4, 2010 - 12:36 am
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all true.
#4 by Liedral on March 4, 2010 - 12:56 am
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Oh god, this is awesome!!
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#6 by 1mollypocket on March 4, 2010 - 1:59 am
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lol! 5 stars!!!!!!
#7 by IhopeThisHelpsYou on March 4, 2010 - 2:34 am
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you hit it right on the money. I feel for you, I’ve been there myself. Very Good stuff though:)
#8 by Tastycakess on March 4, 2010 - 2:38 am
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haha 5 stars
#9 by Hokoga99 on March 4, 2010 - 2:45 am
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The guy from the credit report com song is more catchy your is more funny so I’m going to give this a 5 star
#10 by Bigtag7974 on March 4, 2010 - 3:05 am
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That was funny I can’t believe they got my man pan handling.I rate it five stars,check out my video it’s called BCL
#11 by JmaJeremy514 on March 4, 2010 - 3:41 am
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GREAT!! I knew it couldn’t really be “Free”!
#12 by 56imfg on March 4, 2010 - 4:20 am
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Awesome!
#13 by grapesofwraith1066 on March 4, 2010 - 4:45 am
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love it! you’ve got a great voice
#14 by flamingdude96 on March 4, 2010 - 5:02 am
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5 freakin stars…awesome
#15 by PeopleFreak3 on March 4, 2010 - 5:31 am
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aw. this song dampened my spirits on the new fcrdc commericals coming out…
#16 by KawaiiKemonomimi on March 4, 2010 - 6:08 am
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Awesome job, dude! I love parodies! X-D
#17 by n1cks53X7 on March 4, 2010 - 6:39 am
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good job
#18 by bella100396 on March 4, 2010 - 6:59 am
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AWSOME LOVED IT 5 STARS!
#19 by lookalooey on March 4, 2010 - 7:56 am
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lmfao funny as hell
#20 by RobbyRockwellDX on March 4, 2010 - 8:28 am
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HAHA LOVED IT!! 5 STARS!
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#22 by cat1012000 on March 4, 2010 - 10:15 am
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Dan thanks for spreading the word!!
#23 by kbauer1234 on March 4, 2010 - 11:02 am
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At the end of the commercials, the guy says very fast “offer applies to enrollment in triple advantage” ..but… that is NOT a FREE credit report!! But I agree, the name is misleading.
#24 by wlmtopsportsman on March 4, 2010 - 12:00 pm
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Dan, your the MAN!!!! Funny and TRUE!!!! I’m putting this on my facebook!
#25 by flamingdude96 on March 4, 2010 - 12:57 pm
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this song makes me lol but what are the lyrics to it